Who loves Coopers?

I do.

You do.

Whilst walking through woolworths to get some juice for my goon, I came across ... drumrolllllllllllllll




Keep your fingers cross for this to work. BECAUSE IF IT DOES WORK there will be 40 delicious beers for me to be beery happy. There is accidently an extra litre of water in there. Ooops. Check this in two weeks and I assure you there will be an update, whether it be bad, or amazingly good.

Bushpig.

Tonight Butch and I did a few quick shots in the bush. I did some editing on the last two ones, but we all know doing online editing pretty much fucks up the quality all together.




Yeah...
and now I have an ultimate craving for mi-goreng.
I'm out!

Metrosexuals?

I was at my mothers daycare today which I haven't visited in a while. I have a favourite there and his name is Nicholas... but I somehow feel they are all becoming quite fond of me taking into consideration that I fucking hated kids before him. The girls were applying stickers and fake girly tattoos onto their nails/arms while the boys were watching... I had decided to take my power in hand and let the boys know it was ok to apply nailpolish also. I slowly started off with the, "this is not a girl thing to do! Look, if you guys care that much, we can start with the blueish - grey colour." And BAM! We hit it off within 2 minutes and they were asking for bright pink, the top glittery gloss, and red. Peep my masterpieces...



However, the tables turned when they looked at me all troubled.
Nicks brother Cody says, "Mummys going to kill you."
Nick joins him with a, "she is going to be so angry and be really angry at your mummy and you."
So knowing their mum was rocking up really soon, I told the kids we were going on a fun mission for nail polish remover. Fuck, I miss being young, purely just because anything can seem fun. So here they were looking everywhere for nail polish remover, whilst also trying to make me feel a little better. - "Jes, we can tell her that you accidently painted our nails."
Hahahaha. I was like... um yeah. I accidently perfectly painted your nails guys!!! But we ended up finding it and the nail polish was gone!! Muahah.
But then I had wondered if normal little boys suddenly change their opinions about being too much of a girl in 2 minutes... these flicks also made me ponder just that extra more....



Nuff said.

I like them either way.

Magic!

Haha so here are the temporary tattoos...


Fresh.

And fancy that, I found some motivation to use that material ( bedsheet ) that i picked up for 20 cents today. I made a top which didn't turn out 'exactly' as I had wanted but it's alright. Not the best top but hey. . It would look better if it was with something high though.

And to end this amazing entry, my boyfriend also made me a skirt. I think it was initially a joke but then we all figured out he is genius. Ha ha ha...


and so am I !!!

Downer.

In this photo, I was actually laughing a second before it took... but I thought this photo might match how shit I've been feeling lately.

Or maybe this one ...

yea this one.

Anywho, on to happier matters, I went to the markets this morning and came across some dope 20 cent deals. I grabbed myself a gross size 20 flower dress, this flower top, size 20 also, and this denim mans top... and have already started sowing. My gross size 20 flower dress is probably one of my favourite tops right now. I was aiming for it to be a short dress, but I didn't consider my bum size, and how it takes anything up an extra 6 centimetres or someshit. Haha, so that idea was ruined.
Bam!


I also found my favourite flower that I had only seen once in my life! It's some sort of cactus and it was selling for $2 so that was sick! In addition to this, I got myself some sweettt temporary tattoos hahaha. Oh yeah, and i picked up a huge bed sheet for 20 cents which had an alright pattern for it, so whenever I get the motivation to sow, I will have material. I was hoping to come across some ankle bracelets but they were all tacky and beady. Gay. So that was my morning... on this lazy sunday.



This is Carlos' new fix gear...


This is me too short to even get on the fix gear!

So that's all I got for now.
I'll probably update knowing me.

Recap.

I am recapping last night... bascially I drank way too much goon-punch. Mmmmm delicious. Here's some flicks. Eeeep hahaha.



aww yee



ahahaha - BTW this is not my tit... I am hoping you'd know that?


lol

trust me. I have a lot of more embarassing photos, not that these are even embarassing but I am trying to avoid embarassing others haha ... and myself. However, I really couldn't care as I am overly hung over. I am chilling on the couch trying to recover from spewing early this morning, did I mention last night aswell? I thought an ultimate burger meal would heal me, but it had let me down. Sigh.

These times of weird.

Ok, so get this. I was lying in bed about to have an awesome sleep, and I found this freaky shadow on the wall hahaha. Check it.


Talk about shit haunting me man.

Now heres some random shit for you -->


Breaking into pools on the coast.


The aftermath of the first time I went clubbing, what an experience. Dancing on glass is always fun mang!


Sober asssss
I was singing on the stage at pig and whistle this night.. embarassing.


And this is tonight... don't ask me why I am writing in this blog. I am also listening to some 'Aqua' shit. What a taste in music. . .


This is also tonight... vagina on fire?? Ha ha.

I might update later tonight, but really, I've got to show my attention to the goon which has done so many things for me.