Westside Story

Catch ups with old friends. (Pretending to be hardcore incase you thought we pose like this.)

Being around normal people... as you can see. This guy was actually a freak!
Latest trend.

And this guy!! He kept dancing in front of me and his leaves kept touching my face! Hahaha. I'm like, dude! Fuck off, you are giving me a face rash! :'(

This was some bride looking pretty lonesome. I was a bridesmaid not long ago so I asked her if her bridesmaid did any games/fun things for her & she's like, nope. So I got my friend Simon to lapdance her. It seemed like I brightened her night a bit.

And me? This guy assumed I was celebrating for something and asked if it was my birthday... but it wasn't...

MARCH 15TH IS.
On the 14th - If invited, make sure you do not forget. You can bring a friend if you want. Won't be like my 17th - if you attended. I'm trying to avoid any gang bashes and windows smashed this time.

FIN

Homeless for a night

Tom's farewell party themed homeless/bogan was a blast... bin juice ( vodka, goon, lemonade ) pretty much my favourite drink, minus the vodka. With a random plastic fish... (or maybe it was a chicken leg) not sure, and random pieces of jelly found in our cups at the end of our night... im not sure if ppl purposely put them in there or not though. Ha! I had a bit much of the bin juice, forgetting about the vodka, so i stayed off the drinks for the majority of the night. I actually fell over on the bathroom door ( only one person saw, thankgod) and now ive got this awesome black bruise to show for it ! yeahh!!

Lacking this blog business.

I'm not into blogging as much as I was at the start. I blog now purely just because I don't want to stop having a blog, haha. So lately.. most exciting thing I've done is been to a load of gigs, gotten drunk at home and put on a strobe light n danced to funky music & gone to south straddie on a crazy boatride. I actually thought I was going to die. The boat hit so hard over the waves that Alex cracked his knee so hard that it bled! The boat actually tipped sideways, and all I could see was water - I pretty much shat myself at the back holding on to these poles as if it were my life ha ha ha. Here's some flicks of this lazy sunday.

Mmm. Refreshing.

Funkoars Tour

Was a long three days... yet good fun! Definitely coped 'the hangover.'

Catch Pure Product supporting Sydney & Newcastle for Funkoars!

peace!!