Money Grip

Pretty pleased.

So it seems it's been op-shopping month this October. I actually don't go op-shopping hardly ever, and when I do I'd try in the city where they're sellin there shit for $15 each. Oh please. Haha. Op-shops shouldn't be that exxy. But I've been coming across fucking sweet deals lately and I'm so stoked. So bascially the point of this blog is I've been making a whole lot of shit out of the remainding material that I get when I hem clothes, which I don't think are that bad!! Taking that I was going to give up on sewing all together as the stupid machine fucks up on me all the time...grrr.

This is one of the dresses.

Give me a break. It's real dodge all over but it is a trial and error dress! Hopefully more to come. yeww

Valley hookers.

Check this awesome sequence haha. Some loser poured beer in my eye whilst posing.

Overall, a dope night.

JA BEER!

Ok ok so I know you are excited...or maybe I'm just excited hoping that anyone who reads this blog is also excited. Today it was time to take the beer out!!! AHHHH.

Alex and I have named this beer 'JA beer' as we are both the makers. Brace yourself for future JA beer!

Feels like heaven. will definitely keep updated til the day I drink my first JA BEER!

Moving on, last night I went to the drive-in movies. Fuck it was fun, just because it felt like i was in a different country ahah. And the two best movies were on... Max Payne and Taken. I really recommend people to watch Taken hey... so good.

This flick is the mattress set up on the ground, with pizza and sprite!! MMMM. Last night was such an awesome chilled out night... EXCEPT..the total fuckwits parked next to us. The whole drive-in movies were dead silent, where this couple which I do believe were on their first gay date were talking as if they were at a party unable to hear each other. Then when the first movie had finished, they went for a little walk and left this fuck off loud truck on for the whole place to hear for the start of the next movie. Fuck me! People are so annoying and dumb. Who the fuck goes to watch a movie if every single second of it they are just going to talk? Dickheads.

:)

I'm not naked btw. Boobtube dress.

So to conclude this awesome blog... I will say bye.

Bye.

Spewin.

I feel like I haven't updated in this blog for years, but really it has been a few days. Damn.
I've done a few things since then which I can hardly recall but I'll do my best.

Umm. On Friday day I think, I went op-shopping and did something else, but I have forgotten. I brought back home some denim shorts and cut them up. The remainder material left ended up like this -


( This photo is of my awesome friend model. )

and an awesome bavaclava/porn mask kind-a thing. I forgot what they're called. I'll upload a photo when I've got one. Haha.


Then the night came, and I was off to Rogers birthday where we stayed at Chevron Renaissance.

(This is basically the only pic I got.)
Fuck yea! It was so dope, and so was the hospitality. Oh my fucking god, they had all this deep fried food (& more) which were speaking to me from the table, eaaaat me. And a fridge full of unlimited drinks and spirits as this is also good. So as it normally ends..

I got drunk.
They got drunk.

Then off to the Bedroom... got our part-ay on. Some over flamboyant gay dude tried to pick up bouch but yeah... nothing happened hahah. I wish it did, just for the laughs.

Hahahaha. He's the guy in the black jacket.


Check out this random's blown up face/dance. HA HA HA


Anyways, then we went to Hollywood...(strippers) as I have never been before. It got kind of boring after a while... I wish one of them slipped. One had really monged titties and another one looked like a complete man. Ugh. We later then met up with Al and Adam. Went back to the bedroom where we continued getting loose as fuck. But then the night came to an end where bouch suddenly felt like spewing in the middle of the dancefloor ... and boom we were OUTTA THERE!!

We came back and the others had gotten into a fight. Hmmm. I'm so over fights. Drunk dickheads everywhere... berrr.

Bla bla, spew, bla, we slept on the ground, it was so fucking bright. the blinds were open, thankgod somebody shut them. I cooked everyone breakfast. Left. Horrible, horrible hangover. Jetted down to the beach. Swam then laid on the sand for a while. Ate a fuck load!! Still felt sick. Came home. Alex got a studio quality recording set-up for his 21st coming up so alot of the rest of the weekend we jammed. (Not that I can sing, but it's fun trying.) Ha ha. And yes!! I could keep going about all the other things I did, but these were the highlights.

peace

Who loves Coopers?

I do.

You do.

Whilst walking through woolworths to get some juice for my goon, I came across ... drumrolllllllllllllll




Keep your fingers cross for this to work. BECAUSE IF IT DOES WORK there will be 40 delicious beers for me to be beery happy. There is accidently an extra litre of water in there. Ooops. Check this in two weeks and I assure you there will be an update, whether it be bad, or amazingly good.

Bushpig.

Tonight Butch and I did a few quick shots in the bush. I did some editing on the last two ones, but we all know doing online editing pretty much fucks up the quality all together.




Yeah...
and now I have an ultimate craving for mi-goreng.
I'm out!

Metrosexuals?

I was at my mothers daycare today which I haven't visited in a while. I have a favourite there and his name is Nicholas... but I somehow feel they are all becoming quite fond of me taking into consideration that I fucking hated kids before him. The girls were applying stickers and fake girly tattoos onto their nails/arms while the boys were watching... I had decided to take my power in hand and let the boys know it was ok to apply nailpolish also. I slowly started off with the, "this is not a girl thing to do! Look, if you guys care that much, we can start with the blueish - grey colour." And BAM! We hit it off within 2 minutes and they were asking for bright pink, the top glittery gloss, and red. Peep my masterpieces...



However, the tables turned when they looked at me all troubled.
Nicks brother Cody says, "Mummys going to kill you."
Nick joins him with a, "she is going to be so angry and be really angry at your mummy and you."
So knowing their mum was rocking up really soon, I told the kids we were going on a fun mission for nail polish remover. Fuck, I miss being young, purely just because anything can seem fun. So here they were looking everywhere for nail polish remover, whilst also trying to make me feel a little better. - "Jes, we can tell her that you accidently painted our nails."
Hahahaha. I was like... um yeah. I accidently perfectly painted your nails guys!!! But we ended up finding it and the nail polish was gone!! Muahah.
But then I had wondered if normal little boys suddenly change their opinions about being too much of a girl in 2 minutes... these flicks also made me ponder just that extra more....



Nuff said.

I like them either way.

Magic!

Haha so here are the temporary tattoos...


Fresh.

And fancy that, I found some motivation to use that material ( bedsheet ) that i picked up for 20 cents today. I made a top which didn't turn out 'exactly' as I had wanted but it's alright. Not the best top but hey. . It would look better if it was with something high though.

And to end this amazing entry, my boyfriend also made me a skirt. I think it was initially a joke but then we all figured out he is genius. Ha ha ha...


and so am I !!!

Downer.

In this photo, I was actually laughing a second before it took... but I thought this photo might match how shit I've been feeling lately.

Or maybe this one ...

yea this one.

Anywho, on to happier matters, I went to the markets this morning and came across some dope 20 cent deals. I grabbed myself a gross size 20 flower dress, this flower top, size 20 also, and this denim mans top... and have already started sowing. My gross size 20 flower dress is probably one of my favourite tops right now. I was aiming for it to be a short dress, but I didn't consider my bum size, and how it takes anything up an extra 6 centimetres or someshit. Haha, so that idea was ruined.
Bam!


I also found my favourite flower that I had only seen once in my life! It's some sort of cactus and it was selling for $2 so that was sick! In addition to this, I got myself some sweettt temporary tattoos hahaha. Oh yeah, and i picked up a huge bed sheet for 20 cents which had an alright pattern for it, so whenever I get the motivation to sow, I will have material. I was hoping to come across some ankle bracelets but they were all tacky and beady. Gay. So that was my morning... on this lazy sunday.



This is Carlos' new fix gear...


This is me too short to even get on the fix gear!

So that's all I got for now.
I'll probably update knowing me.

Recap.

I am recapping last night... bascially I drank way too much goon-punch. Mmmmm delicious. Here's some flicks. Eeeep hahaha.



aww yee



ahahaha - BTW this is not my tit... I am hoping you'd know that?


lol

trust me. I have a lot of more embarassing photos, not that these are even embarassing but I am trying to avoid embarassing others haha ... and myself. However, I really couldn't care as I am overly hung over. I am chilling on the couch trying to recover from spewing early this morning, did I mention last night aswell? I thought an ultimate burger meal would heal me, but it had let me down. Sigh.

These times of weird.

Ok, so get this. I was lying in bed about to have an awesome sleep, and I found this freaky shadow on the wall hahaha. Check it.


Talk about shit haunting me man.

Now heres some random shit for you -->


Breaking into pools on the coast.


The aftermath of the first time I went clubbing, what an experience. Dancing on glass is always fun mang!


Sober asssss
I was singing on the stage at pig and whistle this night.. embarassing.


And this is tonight... don't ask me why I am writing in this blog. I am also listening to some 'Aqua' shit. What a taste in music. . .


This is also tonight... vagina on fire?? Ha ha.

I might update later tonight, but really, I've got to show my attention to the goon which has done so many things for me.

We're not professionals, ok?

...decided to take some flicks from the SLR, trying to make them look half-decent. We pretty much just fucked around and didn't get to finish them due to some shit interruptions. We were hoping to get photoshop so we could play around with the flicks and see what we could do with them but photoshop was being gay and not co-operating so we're still left with these half done pics. Here's a preview.


oh baby... haha
i wish you could see my hair... it's hectically (if that's a word) teased.


hmm.




There were heaps of better ones but I can't tell because it's out of focus n shit. Meh.


I like this one alot...

I realized I won't be able to update this blog much if I don't get photos off some body else because I don't have a camera of my own. I'll still keep updating regularly even if it's about random shit in the past haha.
pce