Melbourne Cup

Won nothing but got nicely drunk.

A goon kings 21st

My goonsack dress even had pockets!! His jacket had a cape... hahaha





At the end of the night I was pretty much drenched in alcohol which is always nice... mmm. But NOT on my goondress... (that got molested pretty early.) The clean up wasn't toooo bad, hence people throwing water all over the floor and walls whilst singing 'my chain..' I mean, my spill-lane..... hahah.


I made a few batches of these awesome vanilla cupcakes with 21 on them. Fuck my back was hurting after that! I kept wanting to bring them downstairs to the party but it was never the 'right time' and when I did remember, I'd forget again. Haha. So I hope you enjoy the picture while I eat them all at home.

Twas a good night!!!

Money Grip

Pretty pleased.

So it seems it's been op-shopping month this October. I actually don't go op-shopping hardly ever, and when I do I'd try in the city where they're sellin there shit for $15 each. Oh please. Haha. Op-shops shouldn't be that exxy. But I've been coming across fucking sweet deals lately and I'm so stoked. So bascially the point of this blog is I've been making a whole lot of shit out of the remainding material that I get when I hem clothes, which I don't think are that bad!! Taking that I was going to give up on sewing all together as the stupid machine fucks up on me all the time...grrr.

This is one of the dresses.

Give me a break. It's real dodge all over but it is a trial and error dress! Hopefully more to come. yeww

Valley hookers.

Check this awesome sequence haha. Some loser poured beer in my eye whilst posing.

Overall, a dope night.

JA BEER!

Ok ok so I know you are excited...or maybe I'm just excited hoping that anyone who reads this blog is also excited. Today it was time to take the beer out!!! AHHHH.

Alex and I have named this beer 'JA beer' as we are both the makers. Brace yourself for future JA beer!

Feels like heaven. will definitely keep updated til the day I drink my first JA BEER!

Moving on, last night I went to the drive-in movies. Fuck it was fun, just because it felt like i was in a different country ahah. And the two best movies were on... Max Payne and Taken. I really recommend people to watch Taken hey... so good.

This flick is the mattress set up on the ground, with pizza and sprite!! MMMM. Last night was such an awesome chilled out night... EXCEPT..the total fuckwits parked next to us. The whole drive-in movies were dead silent, where this couple which I do believe were on their first gay date were talking as if they were at a party unable to hear each other. Then when the first movie had finished, they went for a little walk and left this fuck off loud truck on for the whole place to hear for the start of the next movie. Fuck me! People are so annoying and dumb. Who the fuck goes to watch a movie if every single second of it they are just going to talk? Dickheads.

:)

I'm not naked btw. Boobtube dress.

So to conclude this awesome blog... I will say bye.

Bye.

Spewin.

I feel like I haven't updated in this blog for years, but really it has been a few days. Damn.
I've done a few things since then which I can hardly recall but I'll do my best.

Umm. On Friday day I think, I went op-shopping and did something else, but I have forgotten. I brought back home some denim shorts and cut them up. The remainder material left ended up like this -


( This photo is of my awesome friend model. )

and an awesome bavaclava/porn mask kind-a thing. I forgot what they're called. I'll upload a photo when I've got one. Haha.


Then the night came, and I was off to Rogers birthday where we stayed at Chevron Renaissance.

(This is basically the only pic I got.)
Fuck yea! It was so dope, and so was the hospitality. Oh my fucking god, they had all this deep fried food (& more) which were speaking to me from the table, eaaaat me. And a fridge full of unlimited drinks and spirits as this is also good. So as it normally ends..

I got drunk.
They got drunk.

Then off to the Bedroom... got our part-ay on. Some over flamboyant gay dude tried to pick up bouch but yeah... nothing happened hahah. I wish it did, just for the laughs.

Hahahaha. He's the guy in the black jacket.


Check out this random's blown up face/dance. HA HA HA


Anyways, then we went to Hollywood...(strippers) as I have never been before. It got kind of boring after a while... I wish one of them slipped. One had really monged titties and another one looked like a complete man. Ugh. We later then met up with Al and Adam. Went back to the bedroom where we continued getting loose as fuck. But then the night came to an end where bouch suddenly felt like spewing in the middle of the dancefloor ... and boom we were OUTTA THERE!!

We came back and the others had gotten into a fight. Hmmm. I'm so over fights. Drunk dickheads everywhere... berrr.

Bla bla, spew, bla, we slept on the ground, it was so fucking bright. the blinds were open, thankgod somebody shut them. I cooked everyone breakfast. Left. Horrible, horrible hangover. Jetted down to the beach. Swam then laid on the sand for a while. Ate a fuck load!! Still felt sick. Came home. Alex got a studio quality recording set-up for his 21st coming up so alot of the rest of the weekend we jammed. (Not that I can sing, but it's fun trying.) Ha ha. And yes!! I could keep going about all the other things I did, but these were the highlights.

peace